The Quick 15

I am so bad at doing this. So to make up I am just going to do a quick 15 tips. Okay. On your marks, get set, go!

#15: Don't run for the bus like I have done

#16: Ignore people who make fun of you

#17: Study

#18: If there is someone saying mean things to people or of you have bad thoughts, replace with uplifting song.

#19: Be busy please, it saves you a huge amount of trouble

#20: Always say kind things to people

#21: Have fun

#22: Try to be most respected not most popular

#23: Don't sell your entire body at dances or school, I mean you don't want guys liking you for the wrong reason!

#24: Don't be something you're not. Nobody likes a fraud.

#25: Don't miss the bus ( unless you don't go in one!)

#26: Don't curse( fancy word for cuss) please, it will save you friendships

#27: Get good grades

#28: Don't judge quickly, a good person might be there right in front of you

#29: Don't think that you're better than everyone else, as goes this, " pride goes before fall."

Part Two

Okay, I'm finished with dinner, so back to business. Just after I tell you how much better chicken thigh goes in chicken and rice. trust me there is more than white meat to like!

So that was just a random thought from my random mind so before I forget, I will tell you that tips number 13 and 14 are coming after this upcoming period.

Tip #13:

Choose the right! I bet not many have heard this saying, but it works. What, "Choose the Right" Meats, oops, means that no matter what meat you choose, get the right dark meat. Uh-oh! That was a major typo! So Please, no matter how much people say, "do this," or ,"do that," ask yourself, "is this right?" Use your agency to your advantage to choose dark over white meat, I mean right and wrong, so there, third tip down!

Tip #14:

Express Yourself! Now any girls out there might have gone off topic when I said this and thought, "boy, I sure do like Express jeans!" No, I did not come and use my time to talk about those skinny jeans that you have been dying to have. So if you like to play music, sports, do the school play or drawing, go for it! Nobody is stopping you! So please get involved and save yourself from being idle, I'm begging you!

Now that I got all the tips done, you can read them and use them to your advantage.

The Very, Very Long Make-Up

So, I bet you're wondering, "Why have there not been many posts lately," or "How am I going to get any tips from this crazy person if there are no posts!" So I will be pleased to inform you that tips number 11, 12, 13 and 14 will all be said in one post. So since I just finished my homework and had some delicious brownies, I will give you my next tip, tip #11:

Try to tolerate the teachers no matter how boring, mean or how weird they are! Just so you know, I have teachers of all sorts, so please don't get mad at me for trying to get along with teachers. If this is too nerdy for you I recommend you to stop reading this blog, okay? Doctor's orders!

Now that we have that settled, I really do hope you try to get along with teachers. Notice there's a difference between good student and teacher's pet. So please, pick your choice, any choice at all!

Tip #12:

Excuse me for no introduction, this blog is long enough already! Are you ready? So this is the tip: Never, Ever In The History of The World Never Try To Think You're Better Than Anyone Else! Yes, I know, you always think that just 'cause you're prettier, smarter, or a jock, or a chess champion and such, don't think you are better than anyone else. So what if you're the prettiest on in your school, are you the prettier than any movie star, actor or Miss Universe? To tell the truth no one posses all of these traits, I mean, wouldn't it be so dull if everyone were perfect?

" I Am Not So Smart."

There is people who always brag and are conceited on how smart they are, it can be hurtful and demeaning and really makes you feel like crap. Most of the people though who do this are very insecure and usually put down people to just make them the bigger person. Same with pretty and sporty people. I do not advise you to just judge an entire group all based on one person, this just makes you the bad person also. So this is my tip #10:

Try to be strong! As I said before, the people who do these things have no self control. So really it's like taking to heart what a know-it-all robot said to you, and who in the world would believe a jumble of wires and chrome? No one, unless you're a robot to! So about me, I am certainly not conceited, nor am I a know-it-all, I am me. To keep things simple, perfect is BORING!

The Make Up

I sure bet you are wondering what I mean by this. Sorry for missing a day so there will be two posts to day. So you know in high school how there is always the beautiful girl or the hot guy that all the other student population is crooning for to date or just be their friend.

This is my 9Th tip:

"Don't try to be a hibiscus when you are a lily." In other words, be your own kind of beautiful. Like me you might not have the most perfect teeth or the runway model hair all the time but in reality, most of the girls in high school fake their beauty in attempt to "fit in." There are many pretty girls in the world and most if the time, your personality matters more. So for all those daisies wanting to be roses, the truth is like DNA, you cannot change your natural self, even with plastic surgery! So my best advice is be kind to people even if they are mean to you and try to be your own inner beauty because all the make-up in the world can't fix how you feel about yourself.

Ask For Help!

Well, you know how math can get boring, or any subject for that matter. Sometimes class can't go any slower and then you start drifting away slowly until you don't even know what the teachers saying and you wonder why everyone is speaking the foreign language of numbers. Wait, numbers aren't even foreign at all! You know English! So why did you press random buttons on the calculator when the rest were doing variables? Dare to not do just what I said, unless you are a slacker, which I bet none of you reading this are. So the solution that always works.... Cheat! No, this is the real tip:

Ask for help! Now just like what I did today, ask anyone who knows what's what. Now what I mean by help is do not think that the person helping you is going to do your homework for you, after they tell you and show you how to do it, you do it also. So not only are you getting work done, you're learning, which is the whole point of homework!

P.S. Guys, please don't ask the girls for answers at the beginning of class to "finish" your homework okay, girls are not made to do all the work, or anyone who actually did their work!

Don't Forget Anything or You'll be Sorry

I know this is a weird title or a post, but I have to be straightforward somehow? Unlike math problems, I'll give the answer to you, not make you figure it out.

So today I was going to math and guess what? I forgot my calculator at home! Not only did we practice using a calculator, we did problems with them and had a quiz that required one! Luckily my teacher let me off the hook since it was the beginning of school.

Now here's the, "I am so sorry I did this, I will never do it a again part." Now you should be sorry if you forgot anything in school or anything of importance. So this is tip #7:

Never forget anything! One way that I do this is I have a specific spot where I keep my things, and when school starts, I know I have everything. ( This will limit apologies to your teacher because you brought everything with you!) So be sure to not make the same mistake I just did today. Promise?